Guest Post: {Heather nails it!}

{So.... I am currently in the Florida Keys hopefully sipping on some fruity frozen drinks working on my tan. I asked five lovely ladies to guest post for me and they all came through. This week you'll see some totally random Krystal approved posts. They're all awesome. I hope you enjoy!}
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{Do you know why I asked Heather to guest post for me? She is a religious commenter. I swear. I could write about my dog taking a dump and she would comment. She makes me laugh in her blog posts and the one below is no exception! Give this girl a follow and leave her some love!}


Hello, my kitschy friends!

I'm Heather.

AKA

I blog about life, love, and furbabies.

I am so excited to guest blog for Krystal!
I mean, she's pretty much a celebrity.
I bet she has Brangelina on speed dial.

Ever since Krystal announced that she was on Bridezillas, I've become that obnoxious person:

Hey, do you ever watch Bridezillas? There's a girl on there, Krystal. We're basically BFF. Do you want my autograph?

I originally intended to write about my lack of creative abilities.
I was going to reference all of Krystal's super cute DIY wedding details.
And compare it to my utter lack of cutesiness.*

So I hopped on pinterest and searched "nailed it," looking for this picture:

Source: images.google.com via Jamie on Pinterest

Instead, the first picture to come up was this:

Source: None via Emily on Pinterest

...consider this blog post officially derailed.

Forget the cupcakes & wedding stuff.
We're going to discuss these nails.

First, I am what could be described as a 'girly' girl. I love glitter, high heels, and pink. Heck, I'm 5'10" and will gladly wear 4" heels. Would I glue plastic bows & roses to my nails? No.

Second, I can only assume this person does not have job. You cannot type with the thumb- bows. Just doesn't work. Then again, those rhinestones don't come cheap...

And finally, what outfit do you wear with these nails? They're clearly a 'statement piece' and you wouldn't wear just anything with them. Maybe this is for some sort of fetish site and the outfit is *ahem* irrelevant?

Thank you, Krystal, for letting me take over your blog today!

*Trademark pending by Blonde...Undercover Blonde. Don't steal my awesome made up words. I know you want to.